America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
-- Jay Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
-- Conan O'Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?A: A fund raiser.
-- Jay Leno
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
-- David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
-- Jimmy Fallon
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
-- Jimmy Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
--David Letterman
6 comments:
Hahaha! Well, I'd laugh more if it weren't so sad that my insurance is going to crap. And I work for the government. We're KNOWN for our benefits. So now we're poor AND have lousy benefits.
Stephanie, I think we're all in the same boat.
hahaha those were funny:)
Good ones!
I laughed out loud when I got to the fourth one! Really what can one person do but laugh? Now a millions of people can do something and where's that countdown of yours....830 more days. My how time slips away, that used to be at 1200 not that long ago.
I see that you listen to the Savage Nation. I've scanned his book. True Savage solutions. He may seem extreme to some, but he offers "Hard Lovin'" as it were.
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