Presuming I could start all over as a baby genius, and further presuming that the world was my oyster, WHAT should I have been:(A) A mad scientist (white cat, monocle, the whole monty)
(B) A politician (the removal of the spine and testicles would hurt)
(C) A talk show host (dental bonding on steroids)
(D) A male stripper
(E) An actor (remove the brain, spine and testicles would be intact)
