Do you have those days where nothing sounds good - the stuff in the refrigerator has no appeal and the pantry is empty? Why not treat yourself to something different for dinner tonight?

A delicious catwich: Simply bathe your tabby or tom, get a couple slices of bread or a bun, add condiments to taste, add the cat and you're in for a treat. No cooking or killing necessary.
(caveat: the cat may not see things your way, but cats seldom do.)