Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Obama Humor

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. 
-- Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. 
-- Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
-- Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. 
-- David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America ! 
-- Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. 
-- Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. 
--David Letterman


Stephanie Faris said...

Hahaha! Well, I'd laugh more if it weren't so sad that my insurance is going to crap. And I work for the government. We're KNOWN for our benefits. So now we're poor AND have lousy benefits.

LL said...

Stephanie, I think we're all in the same boat.

AmandaFienPhotography said...

hahaha those were funny:)

Opus #6 said...

Good ones!

darlin said...

I laughed out loud when I got to the fourth one! Really what can one person do but laugh? Now a millions of people can do something and where's that countdown of yours....830 more days. My how time slips away, that used to be at 1200 not that long ago.

scott said...

I see that you listen to the Savage Nation. I've scanned his book. True Savage solutions. He may seem extreme to some, but he offers "Hard Lovin'" as it were.

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