It's amazing what you can buy on Amazon. I was there punching in "canned salted hedgehog" and this is what popped up. Apparently they don't stock hedgehog but unicorns are clearly the next best thing.
Apparently you can't pick your favorite part of unicorn as the can is simply generic 'meat'.
Searching for bottle opener brought this gem.
Who wouldn't be proud to have this on the wall of the den next to all of the dead animal heads? The molded plastic isn't like a genuine dead deer's butt, however it's an idea for your next taxidermist adventure.
"Gift for lady that has everything" is a strange search term and here's what Amazon recommends for that special person.