Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Why I voted Democrat

This may not make any sense to Republican or independent voters, but it makes sense to me.

10. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

9. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

8. I voted Democrat because Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

7. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

6. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

5. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the deaths of millions of babies through abortion so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

4. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.

3. I voted Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Progressives see fit.

2. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

1. I voted Democrat because it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.


Teresa said...

This is excellent!

Gee.. In looking at that, why the heck would anyone vote Democrat?

I guess lazy people approving of irresponsibility would.

Would it be okay if I reposted this with a linkback?

WoFat said...

There will be people out there who don't know sarcasm from sour kraut.

Opus #6 said...

LL, somehow I doubt that you voted Democrat.

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