Friday, July 6, 2012

Invasion of the Tiny Zombies

Some would say that the grandchildren came to for the Independence Day Holiday. Others would say that I suffered an invasion of tiny zombie children. The question is whether children are merely small zombies or not. You be the judge:

  • Sparse, messy head of hair.
  • Incomplete set of teeth.
  • Speaks in moans and screams
  • Messy eater
  • Worn, ill-fitting clothes
  • Clumsy, random motor skills
  • Unstable lurching walk
  • Keeps you awake at night
  • Bent on destruction
  • (nearly) Tireless


Opus #6 said...

Good thing none of your kids read this blog 8-0

The sad part is, the beginning of life and the end of life are remarkably similar. How fortunate that your family is so blessed with baby abundance.

WoFat said...

And the female families of your family thin . . . ?

LL said...

Wo, my daughters are all thin!

Opus, they do read the blog from time to time and I think they'd laugh. I got this graphic from my nephew, who had a little boy about four months ago... (twisted humor)

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