Monday, November 18, 2013

From the Police Blotter


(Waukesha, Wisconsin Police Department Report)


I'll summarize the link for you.

Benjamin Duddles, 41, of Waukesha, Wisconsin dialed police around 4:20 AM to say that he wanted “a female removed from his bed,” adding that he was not sure “how she got into his apartment.”

When the police arrived, Duddles reported that he had let the woman into his home and she “just went into his bed and fell asleep.” The woman, Duddles complained, (as recounted by the reporting officer, was “now snoring like a train and he wants her out.”

The officers conducted their investigation, and ascertained from Duddles that they “drank together, had relations and she fell asleep.”

After repairing to his living room, Duddles returned to his bedroom and could not roust the snoring woman, “so he called police."

The police officers were able to arouse the woman (not identified by name in the report) and determined that she was both healthy and not in any sort of distress.

The officers advised Duddles that a snoring woman in his bed was not a police matter since he had invited her into his home. Duddles was “provided the comfort of his couch for the evening” and directed to “work out the ‘issue’ in the morning.”





7 comments:

Opus #6 said...

He removed his beer goggles and the whole world changed, lol!

LL said...

I'm sure that he thought it was true love at 2 am. By 4 am, the blush was off the rose.

Azra said...

LOL! Sounds like Mr. Duddles had one too many drinks.

WoFat said...

If I'd told someone that, the bedmate would have killed him dead and my job would have been on the line.

LL said...

That's how it would appear to be dispo'd in Wisconsin. Maybe because if you'd thrown her out, she would have frozen to death? I don't know -- but I'm with you in that it's weird.

Race Bannon said...

If no picture is provided, I cannot say what they did was wrong or right...all pigs are not equal...

Brighid said...

Is this the new version of Coyote Ugly?

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