I'll summarize the link for you.
Benjamin Duddles, 41, of Waukesha, Wisconsin dialed police around 4:20 AM to say that he wanted “a female removed from his bed,” adding that he was not sure “how she got into his apartment.”
When the police arrived, Duddles reported that he had let the woman into his home and she “just went into his bed and fell asleep.” The woman, Duddles complained, (as recounted by the reporting officer, was “now snoring like a train and he wants her out.”
The officers conducted their investigation, and ascertained from Duddles that they “drank together, had relations and she fell asleep.”
After repairing to his living room, Duddles returned to his bedroom and could not roust the snoring woman, “so he called police."
The police officers were able to arouse the woman (not identified by name in the report) and determined that she was both healthy and not in any sort of distress.
The officers advised Duddles that a snoring woman in his bed was not a police matter since he had invited her into his home. Duddles was “provided the comfort of his couch for the evening” and directed to “work out the ‘issue’ in the morning.”