Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Rules of the Road

Five Basic Rules to Live By

1- Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.

2- Money can't buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.

3- If you help somebody when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4- Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5- Alcohol doesn't solve problems and neither does milk.


WoFat said...


Race Bannon said...

I have always said to my boys, conduct yourself with others so that when their car brakes down in the middle of the night, in some Godforsaken place, their first thought is that they know they can call you, and it will not be a problem.

You know how many tires I have changed, or gas cans I have brought in the middle of the night?

Its all good, I spent years thanking my Dad for doing it for me...

Blog Widget by LinkWithin