Tuesday, April 8, 2014

I feel the love

The United States Government sent me an e-mail. Because it was unwanted, it's spam. My tax dollars at work. It makes me feel so -- loved -- to be getting ObamaCare spam.

The interesting part is that I not only never began to enroll for subsidized government healthcare, I never would. I realize that "never" is a dangerous word to use, but I'm using it here.

You qualify for the special enrollment period. You still need to apply before April 15.
If you were trying to enroll for 2014 coverage by the March 31 enrollment deadline and experienced system delays caused by heavy traffic, maintenance periods or other special situations that prevented you from finishing the process on time, we may still be able to help you get covered.

Finish Enrolling

If you haven’t done so already, complete your enrollment by April 15, 2014:
Log in to your online Marketplace application on HealthCare.gov and finish the enrollment process –

you’ll need to just confirm online that you were still trying to enroll on March 31.

Or contact the Marketplace Call Center at 1-800-318-2596. The Call Center can help you complete your enrollment over the phone. TTY users should call 1-855-889-4325. Be sure to tell our customer service representative that you’ve been trying to enroll.Don’t miss out on the health coverage you need.
The HealthCare.gov Team

I GUARANTEE YOU, I have been counted


WoFat said...

What needs to be said has been said. We are an embarrassment in the eyes of the world.

LL said...

Now they're begging people at random to enroll past the the end of the enrollment date...what a joke

Z said...

Yup...they extended, then they're still begging......repulsive.
They know it won't work without millions of healthy young people on it!
Still, sometimes I think they're laughing at us in the WH because what they really want is Single Payer and the mess of the ACA could necessitate that...once they've created such a messy ball of yarn they can't unravel it.

Euripides said...

They got your email address from the NSA database.

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