An elderly married couple sat at home watching TV.The husband had the remote and switched back and forth between the golf channel and the porn channel.
The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: "For god's sake Leave it on the porn channel. You know how to golf!"
(h/t WoFat)
I don't know if it applies to this particular blog post, but somehow it seemed appropriate.
This blog has many elements and depending on your interests, may pique your imagination...or not. I urge you to be unreasonable. Reasonable people adapt themselves to the world. The unreasonable persist in trying to adapt the world to themselves, therefore all progress depends on unreasonable people. The more unreasonable you are, the more likely you are to enjoy this blog. All men dream, but not equally.
If you're a socialist or a Marxist, you'll find that I poke fun at your absurd notions of "good government" on a regular basis. So you might not wish to follow this blog because you'll be offended.
John Locke said, "One unerring mark of the love of truth is not entertaining any proposition with greater assurance than the proofs it is built upon will warrant." I like what Locke said. We can't theorize without adequate information because when we do we inevitably twist facts to suit theories rather than theories to suit facts. In this blog and in my life, I try to maintain this perspective.
Either you believe in our essential spark of shared divinity, or you succumb to our human insecurity. Either way your conscience lets you slice it, the main thing is to earnestly do what is right at the time.
Today, I balance work and play as much as anyone can. All things remaining equal, play is more important. Life is short - it's important to make every day count for something, if only to yourself.
I'm a former tinker/tailor/soldier/sailor who has now decided that maybe it really wasn't all done for nothing.
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7 comments:
one word: OUCH
Jenny: Did you try it?
Larry: you wish ;)
An elderly married couple sat at home watching TV.The husband had the remote and switched back and forth between the golf channel and the porn channel.
The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: "For god's sake Leave it on the porn channel. You know how to golf!"
(h/t WoFat)
I don't know if it applies to this particular blog post, but somehow it seemed appropriate.
Thank you, Lord. Let it be said, "He died trying."
Wo
LOL LL, just read your joke and think that I'm going to "borrow" it for fb.
When I grow up I'll be able to pose like this, wait a second I have no intention of ever growing up so I won't bother to practice. :-)
Interesting I must say.
I think she would be FUN on a date... so many interesting ways...
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