In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: "Barocky Road". Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes.
The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow. The cost is $100.00 per scoop.
The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow. The cost is $100.00 per scoop.
When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but after you pay for it, the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you at no charge. You are left with an empty wallet and no change, holding an empty cone with no hope of getting any ice cream. Are you stimulated ?
9 comments:
Ok, so you almost got me. It's too early in the morning to be reading your blog. Awesome comparison and contrast I might add!
There is a metaphor here. I just know it.
I'm so excited I could just ---- well, never mind.
It's the new ALL AMERICAN treat!
lmao... is it bad that I think it's marvelous?? hehehe
lol lol...the ice cream looks delicious. Don't think I'd be able to swallow anything called Barocky though :)
hahahaha At first I thought it was real and thought "are you kidding me?!?!" Then I read on. hahahaha
Azra, you're not alone. The American people can't swallow "Barocky" either.
Most of the time I think our President is an effing joke...but he manages to surprise me now and then, in a positive way. But I don't think his 3 wives, 10 girlfriends and 256 children see it that way lol :P
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