Retro - Perspective (4)

You may ask yourself why I post these ads -- politics is too depressing and when you tell a joke about a political candidate that you are sure is too absurd to come to pass, you're often wrong.

On to the retro review of where we were.

Also a potential 'marital aid'.

Back then he kept people interested with his dingo.

Now he's only a spokesman for knife sharpeners.

An advertisement for Pakistan Airways circa 1979.  

I view it as our first warning for 9/11.

I have tried this strategy without success. Maybe

I'm simply not blowing enough smoke in a woman's face?

If your child is acting up, load him to the

gills with barbiturates... Nembutal works!

Retro - Perspective (3)

Yes, one more trip back in the old time machine...

Sometimes the pesky wife needs a little discipline - 

if she's not store-testing for the very freshest coffee.

If you're carrying a few extra pounds, why not

eliminate them the old fashioned way - with tape worms?

Beer - the ultimate pick-me-up!

That's ONE thing wives are for!

Give the kids MORE sugar!

Real athletes smoke Camels.

Retro - Perspective (2)

Taking a walk down memory lane...

The Iver Johnson Revolver (handgun) is safe enough that 

you can leave it with your child with complete confidence.

Golden Peacock Bleach Creme - to make your skin just a bit whiter.

Doctors suggest Camels. Filters are for wimps!

Feed your baby 7-Up!

Retro - Perspective (1)

Things sure aren't the way they used to be...

Sometimes Mommy needs a cigarette to keep from beating the baby.

That easy open top sure is convenient!

Anything I write would be misconstrued. 

Ah, the good old days...

Art

It's a Dali photograph, which makes it famous. However, I must say that I like the sculpture. Art is one of those things that piques your interest and your imagination.

Clearly, art is a big part of 'my journey'.

British Petroleum Oil Spill Management

I think this is too close to the truth to be funny.



The only thing they lack is the mixed signals and confusion from inept leadership in Washington DC.

Agent 13

Some of you are old enough to remember the television series "Get Smart". The series featured a number of innovative spy gadgets (most of them just a little daffy). There were also a number of very serious actors playing the role of secret agents.

None of them was nearly so clever nor so secret as Agent 13.

For those of you who feel as though you might have missed out on something in life - you always wanted to be a secret agent but settled for a job as a greeter at WalMart - there is a solution. (CLICK HERE)