Yes, one more trip back in the old time machine...
Sometimes the pesky wife needs a little discipline -
if she's not store-testing for the very freshest coffee.
If you're carrying a few extra pounds, why not
eliminate them the old fashioned way - with tape worms?
Beer - the ultimate pick-me-up!
That's ONE thing wives are for!
Give the kids MORE sugar!
Real athletes smoke Camels.