Saturday, March 29, 2014

Party Favors

I have been accused by some of being 'cheap'. Some in Mexico, close to my family, accused me of being a pinche Judio (frigging Jew) for cutting fresh-from-the-ocean swordfish strap into steaks that were too thin. (I was cutting at 1.5 inches and they maintained that swordfish steaks should be no thinner than 2 inches) The nickname stuck in some circles and I'm occasionally reminded of my lack of largess at the BBQ some twenty years ago. Mexicans have a long memory, or so it seems.

It's true. There is a certain "accounting brain" function that takes place in my mind. It has served to keep my credit score over 800 but it has also put some people off. Mia culpa.

However bad I've been in the past, I've never stooped this low:




Thursday, March 27, 2014

Raising Children


One of the more gratifying things that parents experience comes when your children grow up and they share their love with their siblings and their sibling's children. My daughter, Amanda (above) and her son, Cannon and her nephew Liam are at the Wild Animal Park. I do understand that this is how sisters should behave, but they don't always do that.

I raised four daughters and they always seem to end up taking their children, my grandchildren, to the ocean. I'm sure that it's because the beach is fun, but the ocean has always been part of my life, both as a boy, professionally, and now simply because I enjoy it too.


It's Heather's birthday (above) and she, as well as all of her sisters have made me a very proud father and grandfather.

Monday, March 24, 2014

MH370

My last word (for the moment) on the missing Malaysian Airlines flight.

There's no way that the pilot and co-pilot would have hijacked their flight just to drive it into the ocean in the "rough forty" in the South Indian Ocean. The last signals coming from the engines stopped 7 hours after the last transmission "good night". It landed somewhere and people know where that is --- but they're not telling.

Magicians use a trick called 'misdirection' and that's what is going on here.


Springtime


Bee Sting?

Friday, March 21, 2014

Selecting a Baby's Name

Alyssa (age 4) will have a new cousin sometime today. (In-law to me) 


I asked Alyssa what the baby's name will be and she didn't know. I asked her what she thought it might be. She said, "Micky, maybe Pluto, but not Goofy because that wouldn't be an appropriate name for a baby." I asked her what she would name the baby if somebody asked her opinion. She said, "Flower." In the movie Bambi, which Alyssa likes, Flower is a skunk, but she doesn't really know what a skunk is because she's a city kid.

Monday, March 17, 2014

Nice Gift

This is not suitable for everyone, but there may be people in your life who would be appropriate recipients of these gifts. (buy here)


Yes, it's a plush dead horse head pillow - same effect as the one featured on The Godfather movie classic without the mess.


Your friend that has everything may not have this.

Thursday, March 13, 2014

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