Tuesday, August 19, 2008

A few truths

1. Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig. Never roll in the mud with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig enjoys it.

2. Goodness alone is never enough. Hard cold wisdom is required as well for goodness to  accomplish good. Goodness without wisdom invariably accomplishes evil.

3. Taxes are seldom levied for the benefit of the taxed. 

4. Organized religion is a crutch for people not strong enough to stand up to the unknown without help.

5. There are two secrets for a man to keep his marriage alive and healthy: (a) When you're wrong, admit it. (b) When you're right, shut up.


3 comments:

WoFat said...

Good blog, great looking family. Thank God the girls take after their mother.

WoFat

LL said...

I had to marry a pretty woman or my daughters would certainly have been big, ugly brutes.

Opus #6 said...

LOL

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