Thursday, May 26, 2011

After the Crash!

When the Apocalypse hits -- as has been predicted by others as set forth in posts immediately prior to this one, I've been wondering what will be left? Who will survive?

(No, I'm not blogging about the Highlander film and television franchise.)

Now I think we have an answer:

Only Toyota FJ Cruiser owners driving silver or gray rigs will survive to rule (what's left of) the planet.

I know that some of you who are more devout religious scholars will say that the righteous will be caught up into heaven, leaving the wicked behind.... hmm.


Opus #6 said...

These guys need to watch wishing ill on others. Bad karma.

Euripides said...

I don't know if there's a rapture or not, but I will be bringing along my truck.

LL said...

Opus, I'm with you.

Euripides, There is little chance of me being 'caught up' but if I'm in my rig, I'll be hanging onto the steering wheel. Besides, they could BE so lucky as to have my Toyota FJ "up there".

darlin said...

... note to self, my next vehicle will have to be a Toyota FJ Cruiser but does it have to be gray or silver? Can't it be burgundy? I love burgundy.

Azra said...

haha. I once heard (I can't remember where) that if a meteor were to strike earth, the only things that would survive would be the flies and Cher. Maybe Cher would be driving a Toyota FJ Cruiser ;P

LL said...

Azra, Cher has a lot more plastic parts than an FJ Cruiser. (lol)

Darlin, You'd have to buy an old one. They don't make the 'black cherry' color anymore. But yes, I think you'd have a better chance of surviving the post-apocalyptic horror if you were driving any sort of FJ --- until you ran out of gasoline. Then the zombies would get you. (sorry) Zombies fear silver FJ's.

Euripides said...

LL said: "Zombies fear silver FJ's."

This is completely true. I saw it in a movie once.

Race Bannon said...

Derned Zombies!

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