>> WARNING: IRREVERENT <<It didn't happen today.
The initial prediction was for Jesus Christ to return at 3:00 pm in the Eastern (US) Time Zone. As that time came and went and people weren't being whisked into heaven in the so-called 'Rapture' predicted by Harold Camping and his Family Radio ministry moved the time back to midnight.. but apparently even that optimistic prediction didn't make the grade either.
Don't worry about Harold Camping. I'm sure he'll be back in business tomorrow (Sunday) with a new date in mind.
I didn't find one of these (above) notices on my door, so there is a possibility that I'm not on the naughty list -- though why I'd fail to make the bad list eludes me...