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It didn't happen today.The initial prediction was for Jesus Christ to return at 3:00 pm in the Eastern (US) Time Zone. As that time came and went and people weren't being whisked into heaven in the so-called 'Rapture' predicted by Harold Camping and his Family Radio ministry moved the time back to midnight.. but apparently even that optimistic prediction didn't make the grade either.
Don't worry about Harold Camping. I'm sure he'll be back in business tomorrow (Sunday) with a new date in mind.
I didn't find one of these (above) notices on my door, so there is a possibility that I'm not on the naughty list -- though why I'd fail to make the bad list eludes me...
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CRS Info Service? CRS was an acronym we used to use that means something like Alzheimer's syndrom.
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I didn't get a notice, and I voted for Buddy Hackett for President.
Opus #6- With all of your refresher classes, I fear that you're becoming over-trained.
WoFat - I did too, but he didn't make it.
He left out the part in the Bible that says nobody will know when. But, he was often quoted as admitting, "I hate surprises!"...
Race - There are many versions of the Bible. I think this guy translated his own, allowing for more leeway than might otherwise be accorded to men of the cloth.
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