Over twenty years ago, scouts successfully infiltrated and enslaved selected members of the indigenous population. One such human ran to Hollywood and told his story which led to the filming of "Close Encounters of the Third Kind".
Fast Forward to the present:
Upon landing, the alien disembarks and hides among the local gnome population in the hope of surveilling unnoticed and forging alliances with the oppressed gnomes.
Unable to get the attention of gnomes, they again select and enslave humans as transporters. One brave alien attempts (below) to blend in.
Others, who did not find a mindless and willing slave had to set out on their own, cross country.
Cities around the world are marked for invasion and ultimate destruction as terraforming experiments commence.
And now, the FANGS ARE OUT!
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This post, of course, wins the internet. Good job. That hedgie looks like Wilbur (the hedgehog I had before Begonia, whose face is darker).
And I totally have that stuffed hedgehog that is in the row of three-- the one in the middle with the flower. I will see if Begonia wants to take a picture with it. :)
She might prefer to stage a picture next to a babbling brook or impressive landform, which would require significantly more effort on my part... but one must do as they demand...
Best Hair in the animal kingdom…by far.
Race, you mock the invading aliens at your peril.
Jenny, it's impossible to take a picture of a hawg that doesn't fall into the 'awww cute' category.
Cute vermin.
vermin?!?! [GASP]
There is just about as much meat on them as a quail, but I have no idea how they taste.
The Monty Python group recognized the danger, some 35 years ago, when they reported the invasion of Spiney Norman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLz07TaTDEA
That Spiney Norman thing's going to start haunting you, Larry-- this was your third strike. The bitties are not for eating!
I forgot about Spiney Norman...yes, he terrorized London for years. And still people didn't recognize the imminent danger of invasion.
Jenny, are they kosher?
I asked Phil, my local Rabbi, to determine the kosher aspect of these alien invaders. While they don't chew the cud and have cloven hooves, they do resemble certain types of shellfish which are banned. My suggestion is that practicing Jews should not keep these in the kitchen and should avoid eating them.
As for the rest of us...they taste a bit like guinea pig.
i have no words. only tears. small tears caused by my disappointment in you both.
I have never eaten HedgeHawg. I have never eaten armadillo either (a Texas favorite) or possum for that matter.
I simply pose questions, probing for the truth. I mean, if somebody said that HedgeHawgs taste like chateaubriand, that would be a different matter.
Or if Muslims declared them halal...
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