Just something to tickle your funny bone -- h/t WoFat
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About Me
- LL
- Today, I balance work and play as much as anyone can. All things remaining equal, play is more important. Life is short - it's important to make every day count for something, if only to yourself. I'm a former tinker/tailor/soldier/sailor who has now decided that maybe it really wasn't all done for nothing.
My Blog List
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Let’s have a heart to heart - A Saturday night spent wondering if I was having a heart attack led to nine hours in A&E, a new best friend, and a revelation: I’d rather face death than...5 days ago
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Poundmaker's 2019 Powwow - Wow, it's hard to believe I've neglected my blog for so long. I haven't even shared photos of our annual Powwow yet and this was back in August. I'll sh...
6 years ago -
A rose by any other name... - I've been busier than ever. And yet somehow, I still manage to find the time to stare out of a window or become distracted with all the (hilarious) meme's ...
7 years ago -
Grateful That It Wasn't Worse - We got home from the hospital this afternoon... exhausted. Yesterday (Monday) I had to undergo a hastily scheduled surgery on my replacement shoulder afte...7 years ago
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Am I Missing Something... - John Podesta's emails. The Russian's hacked the election. They "hacked" into the Democratic National Committee's computers. And they got...one guy's emails...
8 years ago
4 comments:
Good One!
That was hilarious! I hope my man never wants to sleep on the chair cause there's more of me there... nope it's not gonna happen. I'll buy crazy glue by the case if I must when I'm older and keep it all together.
Darlin, by way of advice, don't put your glass eye on the counter in the washroom when you go to sleep. Your man will feel uncomfortable taking a midnight pee -- as if he's being watched....
LL I figure that if I mind my P's and Q's in life that I shall take both of my eyes with me when I go. Then they can play that John Prine song at my celebration of life which goes like this:
"Please don't bury me
Down in that cold cold ground
No, I'd ruther have "em" cut me up
And pass me all around
Throw my brain in a hurricane
And the blind can have my eyes
And the deaf can take both of my ears
If they don't mind the size
Give my stomach to Milwaukee
If they run out of beer
Put my socks in a cedar box
Just get "em" out of here
Venus de Milo can have my arms
Look out! I've got your nose
Sell my heart to the junkman
And give my love to Rose"
and immediately after they can play "All of me, why not take all of me" ... yup, that's what I'm going to do, now where's that will of mine?
If by chance I do end up with a glass eye, I'll cover it each and every night when I go to bed so he doesn't feel like he's being watched, I'll tell him LL suggested it many moons ago.
Any more comments for me to procrastinate and respond to? Oh hell, I'll just go and get these readings out of the way.
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