Just something to tickle your funny bone -- h/t WoFat
Israel and America at a Crossroad
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Irans’s belligerence necessitates a significant military response against
Iran’s infrastructure and nuclear program regardless of the Biden
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Good One!
That was hilarious! I hope my man never wants to sleep on the chair cause there's more of me there... nope it's not gonna happen. I'll buy crazy glue by the case if I must when I'm older and keep it all together.
Darlin, by way of advice, don't put your glass eye on the counter in the washroom when you go to sleep. Your man will feel uncomfortable taking a midnight pee -- as if he's being watched....
LL I figure that if I mind my P's and Q's in life that I shall take both of my eyes with me when I go. Then they can play that John Prine song at my celebration of life which goes like this:
"Please don't bury me
Down in that cold cold ground
No, I'd ruther have "em" cut me up
And pass me all around
Throw my brain in a hurricane
And the blind can have my eyes
And the deaf can take both of my ears
If they don't mind the size
Give my stomach to Milwaukee
If they run out of beer
Put my socks in a cedar box
Just get "em" out of here
Venus de Milo can have my arms
Look out! I've got your nose
Sell my heart to the junkman
And give my love to Rose"
and immediately after they can play "All of me, why not take all of me" ... yup, that's what I'm going to do, now where's that will of mine?
If by chance I do end up with a glass eye, I'll cover it each and every night when I go to bed so he doesn't feel like he's being watched, I'll tell him LL suggested it many moons ago.
Any more comments for me to procrastinate and respond to? Oh hell, I'll just go and get these readings out of the way.
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