This is a trivial sampling of the current Twitter Feed: #*YouMightBeADictator*
- When you get 110% of the vote in some areas.. The most Saddam was able to get was 99%.
- If you think it's cool to sell assault weapons to drug cartels but want to take them away from combat veterans.
- If your family costs the American public $1.4 Billion a year to endlessly campaign and vacation.
- If the press is not allowed to report the truth without fear of being denied WH access.
- You have a forged birth certificate, a 105 year old dead man's Soc Sec #, forged Selective Svc doc, but stay in the White House.
- You hid your background to get elected President, but couldn't have passed an FBI security check to be a White House dishwasher.
- If you say “American families have been getting battered pretty good over the last 4 yrs” like someone else was in charge…
- If you tell the guy who works 16 hours a day that you helped him build his business.
- If you have to convince yourself and others that you aren't a dictator,
- If you believe you can spend your way out of debt using the people's money
- If you don't understand how upsetting it is to hear your wife say "All this for a damn flag"
- If you lawlessly allow foreign criminals free on your own soil, just to make a point
- If you divide the country into race, class, and party to cause civil unrest!
- If your DHS is buying & stockpiling weapons & ammunition while you deny the same to law-abiding citizens.
- You always use a teleprompter to ensure you won't actually say what you really mean.
- If your wife has more personal assistants than the Queen of England.
- If you want to "make it clear" that you're not a dictator.
3 comments:
I hope the next White House occupant re-installs the bust of Churchill.
I fear our leader is a no class looser who answers only to left wing money.
If he's not a dictator, then he's a mighty fine puppet because sure as hell, *someone* seems to be pulling all the wrong strings.
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