I have neglected a few skills and with the end of the world only two days away, perhaps the way to approach all of those unfinished sill sets is to take a few easy ones and work on them. Like knot tying.
Or treasure hunting. However, I have no idea how much treasure I could amass in two days and what I could do with it once the world ends.
Cryptozoology interests me but if I acquired a hairless cat (the only kind of cats that I like) in the next day or so, playing with the cat for a day seems pointless - and to tell you the truth, I'm not much of a cat lover.
I'm not a drinker, but the idea of constructing an illegal home distillation system to brew illegal alcoholic beverages (bootleg white lighting) seems appealing since I've seen a few episodes of the new reality television series Moonshiners.
The only problem with this plan comes with a mouth full of teeth. I'd need to pull a few and learn to wear denim overalls to meet the current fashion demands of the profession. All in two days?
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Shocking, as always.
I already have to put up with hairless beavers in the porn movies, now there is a hairless cat, too? Let the world end. It's already bypassed the world I knew and miss.
My bucket list isn't any better. It consists of the words "do stuff" written with an orange crayon on a paper towel.
Although the girl up top seems to have a knotty problem.
Coffeypot - I there may be some sort of relationship between a hairless beaver and a hairless pussy, but being a naif, I'm simply clueless...
Opus #6 - Friday is the end of the world. I'm just trying to maximize the few hours that I have left.
Euripides - The bucket list has to be short and more pointed with mere hours remaining on my clock. The knotty girl problem -- is a problem indeed. One could cut the Gordian Knot and free her. But why?
Mr. Lonely, you'll have a lot of company as we are all flushed down that giant commode as prophesied by the Mayans, 2000 years ago.
You all only have one shopping day left.
How smart could the Mayans have been, they didn't even have the wheel?
LOL! Two days is hardly enough for any of that. I suggest you sit in the sun and look at your grandkids :)
LL I'm refusing to go anywhere until I see a post from you, with photos, of all of your missions accomplished... please leave the clothes on the girl though k? Oh and you can skip the cat thingy, you'd have to keep it. Seriously, who likes cats anyways?
(No not a night off of baking, I just stopped early tonight because I like to think I'm almost done, I'll post tonight's speciality on fb too, just for you!)
I have no accomplishments, Darlin. I'm a graduate from the University of Adversity where I graduated summa cum laude. Today I'm an illegally parked car in the cup-de-sac of life.
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