Monday, December 3, 2012

The Course of True Love?

Is an age difference of sixty years significant in a relationship where love abides?

Yes, just when you thought that you too could date Crystal Harris, she and Hugh Hefner are engaged…again.

It seems after a very public breakup and some time apart, Harris, 26, and Hef, 86, are finally ready to get married. The two plan to tie the knot on New Year’s Eve at the Playboy Mansion - providing that the Mayan Calendar is not correct in which case, the world will end on December 21.

In June 2011, Harris called off her wedding to the Playboy mogul just five days before they were set to walk down the aisle. Earlier this year, she moved back into Hefner’s mansion, and it seemed the two were reconciling.

Crystal is from San Diego, California where she attended San Diego State University. Both of her parents are from England but Crystal was born in Lake Havasu, Arizona. She was a Playmate of the Month appearing as Miss December 2009.


I suspect that you are asking yourself whether or not I actually care about this stuff. The answer should be plain. I don't. Not in the slightest. Except to say that it's comforting to know that if you're a guy, you're rich and you're 86, NOTHING need stand in your way of finding 'love' from a 26 year old bombshell. You don't even need a 14" personality.

9 comments:

Opus #6 said...

She'll get booted out when she turns 30. They all do. Unless Hefner turns over a new leaf, that is.

LL said...

Hef could seize up at any moment, so she may end up as the Widow Heffner...

Opus #6 said...

Poor Crystal. Doesn't she know only the good die young? Hef will live to 120.

darlin said...

I can't even imagine! Money or not I would NEVER even think of marrying a man who is Hef's age, I wouldn't even date a man who is 10 years older than I am right now, not unless he was able to keep up to me and had tons of spunk and energy, even then I'm not sure. What is she thinking, besides of the comfy life and access to limitless bank account? I'll stop right there before I convince myself that I might be able to get used to the rich and famous lifestyle! lol

WoFat said...

I'm glad this wee lass isn't letting money and fame stand in the way of true love.

LL said...

Opus #6- That will be Hef's revenge...unless Crystal ends the matter for him...

Darlin - Living in the Playboy Mansion, being driven from here to there in the Playboy Limousine, flitting to exotic destinations in the black Playboy Jet (with bunny on the tail), hobnobbing with the great and near great. And how much would you actually have to 'put out' for an 86 year old guy---even one with Hef's reputation.

WoFat - True love is true love.

Azra said...

Let me guess, she was broke and ran back into Daddy's arms... guess no amount of money in the world can buy self-respect.

LL said...

Azra - You're a CYNIC! I'm sure that heartbreak drove them apart and the realization that they loved each other (deeply enough to form a lasting union) pushed them back into each other's arms.

Besides, when you see Crystal, do you think 'high maintenance'? I'm sure that she could make a princely living as a stripper, pole dancer or as an outcall girl.

Brighid said...

This is really amusing in a sad twisted sort of way...

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