Saturday, March 28, 2009

ShamWow Arrest

Meet Vince Shlomi, noted Scientologist, seller of the Slap Chop and Sham Wow -- as seen on TV. 
He fell from grace!
I know that the blog followers expect a far higher level of service here on this blog than they will find elsewhere. AND, I confess that I take a certain glee in reporting the bane of my late night television viewing was taken into custody under circumstances that can't possibly embarrass him, but might bother a lesser mortal.

Vince Shlomi, 44, Television Advertising Celebrity
Recent booking photo

Lenea (aka Sasha) Harris, 26, Miami, Florida Prostitute
Booking photos from arrests 2005 and 2008 
**note she is wearing County Jail clothing in both photos.

Last night, Shlomi met Harris at a Miami Beach nightclub and paid her $1,000 to have sex with her. He took her to his hotel room at the Setai Hotel ($750/night).  Things went wrong early in their tryst. Shlomi said that when he kissed her, sinking his tongue deep into her throat, she "bit his tongue and would not let go."

Shlomi hit her face several times until she released his tongue. He hit her a few more times in the face for good measure and then went screaming from the room (to spite the now swelling tongue). 

Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face. The police arrived and arrested both Shlomi and Harris for (felony) aggravated assault and the district attorney refused to file charges. The police also found $930 in cash in Harris' purse and took it as evidence.

Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling).


The Fien Family said...

hahaha that's would have been even more hilarious if he got arrested because his ShamWow was a Sham.

WoFat said...

The man is shamless.

LL said...

If I knew where the whore lived, I'd mail her cash in a get well card. I often commented that I'd like to do one of the three of the following to the guy:

(a) Put an ice pick through his tongue, pull it out and cut it off with an axe. (sort of what his date did)

(b) Rip his arm out of its socket and beat him to death with it.

(c) Stake him out in the desert over an ant hill and pour honey over his face.

None of these are pleasant things and I'm not a very pleasant man at 1am when I can't sleep and am watching an old movie that I like - and this creep comes on every five minutes flogging German towels or plastic choppers.

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