Thursday, April 16, 2009

Cat - It's what's for DINNER!

Do you have those days where nothing sounds good - the stuff in the refrigerator has no appeal and the pantry is empty? Why not treat yourself to something different for dinner tonight? 

A delicious catwich: Simply bathe your tabby or tom, get a couple slices of bread or a bun, add condiments to taste, add the cat and you're in for a treat. No cooking or killing necessary.

(caveat: the cat may not see things your way, but cats seldom do.)


Opus #6 said...

Is that Kosher for Passover?

LL said...

I suspect that it is if you pour enough manishevitz into him before asking him to bless/cleanse the cat.

darlin said...

I could handle this with an invisible cat and whole wheat bread. Low fat and very low sodium, works for me!

LL said...

Darlin, you need to butter the bread - but in doing so, be careful that the invisible cat doesn't slip out on the slick butter. Nothing is as easy as it looks, is it?

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