Friday, April 24, 2009

Stolen from the WoFat Blog

This article appeared in the Daily Telegraph, Sydney, AUS and also appeared on WoFat's blog yesterday. He scooped me but I had to include it here for all of you:

A SEX-CRAZED housewife banned from making too much noise during sex after 25 complaints to police, has been arrested for breaching the order - just two days after it was imposed.

Caroline Cartwright was served the anti-social behaviour order in the UK last Friday after magistrates found he guilty of breaking an initial noise abatement order.

But by Sunday, the 47-year old had already breached the terms of her Asbo (restraining order) and was arrested by police officers.

Caroline remains defiant and, despite a second arrest yesterday and the threat of prison, she vowed to carry on with her love life.

"I'm not going to stop," she said. "I've been making the same noises since the Asbo was imposed, and this morning we were making noises for three hours.

"I can't stop making noise during sex, it's unnatural not to make any noises, and I don't think that I'm particularly loud."

--All I can add as your faithful blogger is YOU GO, GIRL!


Devin and Kelly said...

haha how weird is that!

Barco Sin Vela II said...

These people probably live in "Council Flats", which are government subsidized housing. The walls are thin and many people jammed into small spaces.

This is amusing because it is another example of rudeness.

LL said...

Having lived in a council flat myself (many years past) and having had neighbors who were amorous and noisy, I can identify personally.

I arbitrarily named the neighbors "mona" (because oh, did she moan) and "dick" (for obvious reasons).

Yes, the walls were thin and when the headboard was beating against the other side of the wall and Mona was in full-wail, it was annoying. After about two or three weeks of that, I asked them to change the direction of the bed in their bedroom. It wasn't so bad. I could still hear Mona, but tended to sleep with the radio on a little louder so that Mick Jagger and Jimi Hendrix drowned all but the most strident crescendo out.

darlin said...

LL you are too funny! I love it! As I sit here and laugh out loud over my morning tea! Cheers!

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