Thursday, April 2, 2009

What Should I Have Done?

Presuming I could start all over as a baby genius, and further presuming that the world was my oyster, WHAT should I have been:

(A) A mad scientist (white cat, monocle, the whole monty)

(B) A politician (the removal of the spine and testicles would hurt)

(C) A talk show host (dental bonding on steroids)

(D) A male stripper 

(E) An actor (remove the brain, spine and testicles would be intact)

7 comments:

WoFat said...

I'll vote for A.

Opus #6 said...

I like mad scientists.

darlin said...

So the male stripper wins out? You don't have to part with a thing besides the clothes! :-)

LL said...

I like how you think darlin. Unfortunately to date, WoFat and Opus #6 have out-voted you.

You're right on the stripper thing, though. I merely rip off my clothes and women will throw money at me. It's a tempting business isn't it?

WoFat said...

"I merely rip off my clothes and women will throw money at me."

They're no doubt paying you to get dressed again.

LL said...

WoFat, you're a cynic.

WoFat said...

I've never been there. Always wanted to take the trip though.

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