Presuming I could start all over as a baby genius, and further presuming that the world was my oyster, WHAT should I have been:(A) A mad scientist (white cat, monocle, the whole monty)
(B) A politician (the removal of the spine and testicles would hurt)
(C) A talk show host (dental bonding on steroids)
(D) A male stripper
(E) An actor (remove the brain, spine and testicles would be intact)
7 comments:
I'll vote for A.
I like mad scientists.
So the male stripper wins out? You don't have to part with a thing besides the clothes! :-)
I like how you think darlin. Unfortunately to date, WoFat and Opus #6 have out-voted you.
You're right on the stripper thing, though. I merely rip off my clothes and women will throw money at me. It's a tempting business isn't it?
"I merely rip off my clothes and women will throw money at me."
They're no doubt paying you to get dressed again.
WoFat, you're a cynic.
I've never been there. Always wanted to take the trip though.
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